||[May. 12th, 2005|12:01 am]
Two Delicate flowers of Southern womenhood were conversing
on the porch swing of a large white pillow mansion.
The first women Said " When My first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me."
The second women responed " Well, isn't that nice."
The first woman continued: " When my second child was born, my husband bought me that fine Cadillac you see parked in the driveway."
Again the second women commented " Well, isn't that nice."
The first women boasted: " Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me an exquisite diamond bracelet."
Yet, again the second women commented " Well, isn't that nice."
The first women ask her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child.?"
The second women replied " My husband sent me to charm school."
The first women cried " Charm School, what on earth for?"
The second women responed,
" So instead of saying I don't give a fuck, I learned to say...
' Well, isn't that nice.' "